What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Google Doodles

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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