- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Johnson stops eating

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Women's rights

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Fuck her

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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