The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Women Voting

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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who eats pencils asians

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Sex. That is all.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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you will die someday

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Yeah right loser!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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What flys? A fly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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