Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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YOU IS DUM

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Women

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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