How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Nickelback.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Giving birth to the antichrist

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Communism

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Anti Joke

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