how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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no u

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Women's rights

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Teen pregnancy

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Pickles

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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