Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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