When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

look left now look right. washing machine

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

A bar walks into your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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