How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Women's rights.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Penis in a box.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

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