How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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women leaving the kitchen

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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