What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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World Peace

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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