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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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