Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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That's what he said.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Anti Joke

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