Your Mom

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Women's Rights

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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