- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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