A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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ps3

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Romney 2012

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Sea World Japan.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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