9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

I can Nazi

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Your mother is a man.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

you wanna hear a joke? no

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

666 im christian

Steve Jobs.

Don't rape me!

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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