Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Women Voting

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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