What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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planking.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Star Wars

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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The glass is half an hour.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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