- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Canida

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

you just lost the game!

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

knock knock Come in.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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