- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

World Peace

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

The Charlotte bobcats.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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