How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Tennesse

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Women's rights.

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Nickelback.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Brittney Spears

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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