- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

I can't think of a joke!

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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