your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Sea World Japan.

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Romney 2012

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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69

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no u

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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