A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Vagina-Boob

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Your Mom

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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