I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Dozer has a soul

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

How do magnets work?

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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