What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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women leaving the kitchen

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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A man walks into a bar.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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