How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What abou three times

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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