Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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This is not a good joke.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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T-Dog scare me

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