What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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obama is a good president

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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