why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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A guy is playing cod

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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penis

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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It says so on your cap.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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