Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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alert('hiiii');

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Women's rights.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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