"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Adam Sandler.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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