a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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YOU IS DUM

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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