Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

How do magnets work?

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Knock knock *No one was home*

Knock, knock. Come in!

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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