Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Josh kissing a girl

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Anti Joke

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