- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Rebecca Black

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

World peace

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Vagina-Boob

robin, get in the car.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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