- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

planking.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Your Mom

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Communism

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

So a baby seal walks into a club

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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