"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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