roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

MICHAEL

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Anti Joke

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