slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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