I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What is brown and sticky?

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

How do magnets work?

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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