- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

a show horse jumps over a bar

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Three blondes walk into a community college.

My mom just died....

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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