- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

This is not a good joke.

I'm gay.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

A jew went to Germany.

knock knock Come in.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Justin Bieber

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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