Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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potatoes

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Microsoft Windows

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What is a question?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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