- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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whats pale and white your ass.