Penis

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Women Voting

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you will die someday

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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8===========D O:

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NEVER

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Wolf Pussy

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Rob Bell

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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