Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Women Voting

you will die someday

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

NEVER

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BUTTERFARTING

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

Wolf Pussy

what is brown and sticky? a stick

Rob Bell

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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