Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Fuck her

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Looks through the peephole.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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