- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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