Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Josh kissing a girl

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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