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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

I have read the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Poop

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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