What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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