- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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