- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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