What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Tim's gay.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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