Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Akshaytiger World

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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It says so on your cap.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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