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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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