killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Small titties.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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