If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Asians

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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the guy below me is gay

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Anti Joke

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