Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Someone told me about this website.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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robin, get in the car.

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Vagina-Boob

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Dozer has a soul

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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