Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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