Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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