- Anti Joke

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.