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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Your Mom

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

ballsack

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Woman's Rights.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Your Mom

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

ballsack

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Woman's Rights.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep