What is an anti-joke? This is.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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