Justin Bieber

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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