Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Women's rights.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

planking.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Communism

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

So a baby seal walks into a club

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