- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

women leaving the kitchen

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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