- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

penis that is all

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Yeah, totally.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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