A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

whats funny? ebola and 911

penis that is all

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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