Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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ps3

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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minced oaths

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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